Yet again another adventure of the drunken russian in which he steals designs, idea’s, and makes everyone around him want to club his monstrous figure into a bloody mass of nothingness.

Yes, even you can be offended when he tries to break into your website to steal code and images. When he flat out lies and denies everything placed before him, even when you have hard evidence. And even when he uses your good name to attempt to apply for a job. It’s almost like giving up your virginity all over again.

(I know I’m an asshole but come on. When applying for a job at any company, it’s always a good idea to make sure the content of your website isn’t too “colorful.” Especially if you’re going to include it as a part of your email. Just imagine the CEO, VP of marketing, and myself all huddled around a monitor, the page loads, they both look to me for some sort of explanation, and suddenly I’m needed else where. And more importantly, make sure your ass has permission to use me as a referenece before you put me down. Thanks)