How to Call in Sick When You Just Need a Day Off - “When making the phone call, if you can do it early in the morning, when your voice is still rough with sleep, that will give added credibility.”

Cracking open Apples Mighty Mouse - “First, it’s important to note that if you decide to take your Mighty Mouse apart, do so at your own risk and be very aware that the process may involve breakage and/or sawing, so there’s no turning back once you get started.”

Google It You Moron - “Pass this link along next time someone asks you something that can easily be found on google. It’s the only way they’ll learn.”

Crate and Barrel America’s Cup Pond Yacht - “Skippers of all ages will enjoy the charm of this model yacht ($159.00), designed after a 1901 America’s Cup entry. Hollow hull with beautiful wood detailing.”

IKEA Sandhem Chair - “The Sandhem Leather Chair from IKEA ($599) features easy care leather, perfect for those using the chair in a high-traffic area like the living room, and it’s modern but elegant style is welcome in any parlor, office, or study.”

Vaja PSPouch - “The PSPouch from Vaja cases ($140) is the most fashionable way to carry your PSP, two extra UMDs, four Memory Stick Duos, and anything you can fit in the zippered accessories pocket.”

Ligne Roset Maly Bed - “Nevermind it costs about two months salery, The Maly bed from Ligne Roset ($5,000) is the most contemporary-style bed I’ve seen. The low-sitting bed has an aluminum base, movable back cushions (no headboard), two pivoting tables, and is available in natural, dark brown or ebony oak finish.”

Bouncy Balls Released Back into the Wild - “One of these days James will walk out to his truck and find it completely filled with Bouncy Balls…”

Advice For Kids: How To Get Hired By Mr. Gates - “Time was, talented computer jocks would knock on Microsoft’s doors and wait for an audience with its hiring gatekeepers. Now, Microsoft can’t hire the kind of folks it needs fast enough.”

Xbox 360 Confirmed for Holiday 05. - “”Here’s a preliminary list of the full games list for the Xbox 360, including new announcements from the Xbox Summit.”