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Interesting Things

• "...Capable of inflicting 1st and 2nd degree welts, contusions, and bruises, on the supple flesh of it's targets..." Shame I can't actually get my hands on one of these to see for myself. { link }

• Southern goodness in a biscuit. Nuff said. { link }

• Ten Things We'll Say to Our Grandkids - "Back in my day, we only needed 140 characters." { link }

• I love vintage robots too! { link }

• The next time I get into a food fight, I'll be sure to have my catapult spoon handy. { link }

• When's the last time you asked yourself, "How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)" Never? Me neither. { link }

• Nothing says I love you more than a vintage poster of "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman." Seriously. { link }